absmiddle Win 95 和耶穌基督的分別

[版主] 此篇由 www.cs.bgu.ac.il:80/~omri/Humor/ 取得. If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be? Let's compare Windows 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth: Jesus Windows 95 Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486 Sits in judgement at the pearly gates Will be used to judge Bill Gates Started life as a carpenter Turns perfectly good computers into furniture Born in a manger Resembles something found in a barn Remembered for protecting the weak Has weak memory protection Was raised from the dead Was created from Windows 3.1 Jesus performed great works for Windows 95 multitasking performance the multitudes barely works Jesus has no sin Windows 95 has no shame