absmiddle 三大巨頭的宣佈


[版主] 此篇由 www.cs.bgu.ac.il:80/~omri/Humor/ 取得. jackei@Maxwell (逸容)翻譯 One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him. He told them that this expirement with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepair their people. 有一天上帝看看祂所創造的世界變成這個樣子覺得很不高興.於是找了地球上最有影響 力的三個人---柯林頓,葉爾欽,以及比爾蓋茲來見祂. 祂告訴這三個人,創造這個世界 真是一項錯誤,三天之後祂將毀滅這個世界,叫他們趕快回去通知他們的子民做準備了. So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliment and says: "I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days." 葉爾欽召開了俄羅斯緊急會議.他說"我有兩個壞消息要宣布.第一,這世界真的有上帝 存在. 第二,我們所有在革命以來所做的努力將在三天後化為烏有" Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: "I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days." 柯林頓透過電視像全國人民宣布"我有一個好消息跟一個壞消息.好消息是,這世界真的 有上帝存在. 壞消息是,我們所有在革命以來所做的努力將在三天後化為泡影" Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: "I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, IBM will be destroyed." 比爾蓋茲召開了董事會,他說"我有兩個好消息告訴各位,第一,這世界真的有上帝存在而 且祂單獨召見我. 第二,我們的死對頭 IBM 將會在三天後毀滅"
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