absmiddle 微軟工程師的高見

[版主] 本文轉自 MAC 版 journeyman.bbs@bbs.ee.ncu (㊣這個ID跟hinet絕對沒有關係) 翻譯 There are three engineers riding in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. SUDDENLY, the car stalls and coasts to a stop at the side of the road. The three engineers look at each other in bewilderment, wondering what in the world could be wrong. 三個工程師開車兜風。其中一個是電機工程師,另一個是化學工程師,最後一個則是 微軟的工程師。突然,車子拋錨了,慢慢的滑到路邊。三個人面面相覷,滿臉的疑惑 ,想著到底是哪裡出了毛病。 The electrical engineer...not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occured." 因為對機械沒什麼了解,電機工程師建議說 "我們把車子的電路拆開看看,找找看哪 裡有短路。" The chemical engineer...not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel line has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system." 化學工程師對電子學也沒啥了解,他說 "也許供油管線的那裡有氣泡,把整個系統給 塞住了。" The Microsoft engineer...not knowing much about mechanics or electronics, suggests, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open the windows. Maybe that will work!" 微軟的工程師呢,不要說對機械沒什麼研究,也不懂電子學,可是他也建議 "我們何 不把窗戶 (影射視窗也) 通通關上,出去再進來,然後再打開窗戶。 說不定這樣就會好了!"